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Pakistani food in UK: Eating out

Posted on 12 February 2012 by Tea Server



I have lived in Oxford for a little over two years now, and lived in the UK for about 6 years now. In this series of articles I will try to explain to my readers in Pakistan what life is like in the UK, and of course in the lovely city of Oxford.

I will begin with something that is close to my heart. Being from Lahore, food is one of the biggest joys known to me. In the first article, I will talk about Eating out. The second article will be about cooking food.

And this is where I have very disappointing news. While you can get very good food in UK, it does not compare to the food you get in Pakistan.

There are also certain things that are very different in terms of food here than they are in the UK.

Fast foods such as McDonalds, KFC, etc.

Fast food places like McDonalds and KFC are a lot cheaper in the UK than they are in Pakistan. For that reason, they are also considered quite cheap. Normally they are considered a place to grab a quick bite, but not really meet someone and have a chat. The good thing is that they have quite a few Halal options, especially the places which have bigger Muslim populations.

A typical meal costs you about £5.00 but cheaper snacks can be had for £2.00.

Kebabs

A kebab in Pakistan is what we consider ‘good’ food. You would happily invite someone over for dinner and treat them to Kebabs. A bit of roasted chicken, maybe. You know the drill. Serve with some salad, lovely fresh naans, and an assortment of chutneys, and you are on to a winner.

Not so in the UK. A kebab is considered something British people only eat after a night out, where they are too drunk to notice any flavour. It is cheap, the kebab shops are open till late, and the kebab shop guys would quickly throw some meat on to pita bread with some sauces and hand it to you. More often than not, this is not a good meal. They also lack decent sitting space, which means you may not want to sit there and have your food.

Not all is lost though. Most of these shops are Halal and are quite cheap. Also, if you happen to find a good one, you can actually get a pretty decent meal out of them. There are a few chains that can be found in the UK that offer a decent grub. Not great, but decent. Dixy Chicken, who also tried a hand in Lahore, is one. There are others such as Chicken Cottage and Kebabish.

What you get in these Kebab shops are Doner and chicken kebabs off of a rolling skewer, much like the Shawarma people have in Pakistan. You also get other things, such as shish kebabs, and different types of burgers.

While it is rare, some of them do make fresh naans.

A typical meal costs about £5.00 but you can have a burger for about £2.00.

Nandos

I put Nandos after the above two because I remember Nandos being very expensive in Pakistan. In the UK, it is good because it has more Halal outlets than any other food chain in the UK. It basically serves its purpose as a slightly glorified Kebab shop. The food is fairly good, and while I did not go to Nandos much in Pakistan, I imagine it is the same quality if not better here. It is more expensive than the above two though.

A typical meal would cost you anything between £5.00 to £7.00.

Indian

There is an assortment of restaurants here called Indian restaurants, and British absolutely love going to them. This is quite ironical as most of those are owned by Bangladeshi people. They would happily invite you out with them to go to one, and ask you questions and treat you like an expert there. They also love their curries, but beware, the curries you will get served are different from what you get in Pakistan. Most curries are the English versions of the curries, and because of the Bengali ownership, you get a lot of Bengali dishes as well.

The most popular dish in the UK is called Chicken Tikka Masala. Now before you squint your eyes at that name, it is purely a British dish. However, since they cook a lot of it, it is not a bad thing to try. Most other dishes are very mild. Other are totally different to what you expect. For example, while a Karrahi is still something of a mild Karrahi, a Korma in the UK is a very white/yellow looking thing which is very mild. More like a butter chicken or Chicken Makhani.

Once again most of these are Halal as well, and you do pay a bit more, per head it costs you about £10 but it can make a good night out.

PS you are always served Poppadums at the start of a meal with an assortment of chutneys and pickles. While this is not practised in Pakistan, this does make a good appetizer.

They also serve a few kinds of naans, which can be quite good.

Pub food

While this may sound harsh to the Brit, the closest thing you get to dhabba food in UK is pub food. And yes, a pub is not just for drinking beer and getting drunk. In fact I find a good pub is the best place to have lunch. While there is no such thing as a Halal Pub, you can have a few Fish options, as well as loads of Vegetarian options. Read the menu carefully as some things may have elements of alcohol in them. You can always ask the person serving you about these things as well. It also gives you a chance to chat to the locals.

Pubs are also a good place to get a bit of English food.

Meal can cost you between 5 and 10.

Italian

Italian food is very tasty. That is simply a fact. It does not seem so in Pakistan, but mainly because we do not have many good restaurants there. The one thing you have to be careful of is the use of pig based products. The safest option is to stick with vegetarian options. Mushroom risottos, pastas, and various pizzas make great food.

There are not many Halal options, but you may come across a rare few.

Meal will cost you on average about 7 to 8 pounds.

Chinese

Chinese food is very different in the UK. However, one does get used to it. There are a few Halal options out there. Most of these cook food in the Pakistani style we are used to eating. Mostly Chinese food can cost you about 5-6 pounds per meal.

Other cuisines

England has a lot of nations living in it. Hence, a lot of different types of restaurants exist that offer you everything from Libyan, Arabic, and Russian to Jamaican, Polish and French foods. Feel free to try these out, but make sure you know what you have ordered. It is more complicated than you think it is.

Ordering Protocols

It is quite common to order Appetizers before a meal, a main course, and a pudding (sweet dish). You can ask the waiter to bring the appetizer and main together, as that is what we are more used to in Pakistan.

Also if you are eating in a Chinese/Thai restaurant, it is customary to eat food with chopsticks. However, feel free to ask for a spoon/fork.

Giving a tip is up to you, and a sum of 10% of the bill works well. Ideally, pay tip in cash, because if you add it on a card, there is a chance your waiter may not get it.

Naan

Naans deserve a special section of their own because that is one thing I miss the most about the food you can buy here. You can get packed naans from most supermarkets, the ones you have to bring home and heat.

Some cities have tandoors. Very rare though.

Otherwise, the best place to buy a naan is from a kebab shop or an Indian.

Sadly, expect to pay about a pound for a simple naan.

Places to eat

Depending where you are, you can either be very near or very far from Pakistani cuisine.

London is of course a good place to be, as there are loads of Pakistanis living there, hence loads of Pakistani food.

Bradford, lovingly known as Bradistan, for the amount of Pakistani people living there, is also a good place for Pakistani food.

Manchester has Wilmslow Road in the area of Rusholme, which is full of Pakistani restaurants.

Birmingham is another good place.

Here are the few restaurants that I would recommend as my favourites:

- Shere e Khan, Star City, Birmingham
- Bundu Khan, London
- Nawabs, Manchester

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The Bar that doesn’t serve drinks

Posted on 12 February 2012 by Tea Server

A couple of days ago the Lahore Bar Association managed todo what no other bar association has been able to do so far; they lowered theirbar. They decided to ban all products by a company called SHEZAN from beingserved at court premises because apparently according to them SHEZAN is Ahmadiowned. Now you would think that being lawyers they would understand how logicworks and how an argument should be shaped. You would think that a whole associationmade up of lawyers would realize that why banning stuff based on themanufacturer’s apparent religious affiliations is a bad idea.

But you are wrong. Thinking an idea through would haverequired common sense and some actual lawyer work, so they instead chose to dothe stupid thing. And now that it is done, let us take a look at the sort of crapthese geniuses have pulled and what effects it would have.

Firstly, as lawyers they should have known that doingsomething like this would set precedence. That means that now that it has beendone in Lahore, zealots in other Bar Associations would go ahead and start makingsuch moronic decisions as well. So what these idiots have done is successfullygiven precedence for institutionalization of discrimination based on someone’sreligious beliefs. So even though right now it is just juice, they can banother things based on the same logic. It may even get to a point where theymight discriminate against people instead of just products because that istheir logic to start with. Because this specific person has religious beliefsthat are not identical to mine so anything he/she makes is banned, ergo thatperson himself should be banned too.  Soyou see where I am going with this.

Secondly, these are the same people who talk about Quaid kaPakistan and have the picture of Quaid in their Chambers as Quaid was not only thefounder of Pakistan but a great lawyer too. But with this decision they haveeffectively shit on Quaid’s image of Pakistan. Quaid built this country andassured at multiple instances that minorities will be treated equally. Quaidsaid the following:

Minorities to whichever community they may belong; will besafeguarded. Their religion or faith or belief will be secure. There will be nointerference of any kind with their freedom of worship. They will have theirprotection with regard to their religion, faith, their life, their culture.They will be, in all respects, the citizens of Pakistan without any distinctionof caste or creed. They will have their rights and privileges and nodoubt, along with it goes the obligation of citizenship. Therefore, theminorities have their responsibilities also and they will play their part inthe affairs of this state. As long as the minorities are loyal to the State andowe true allegiance and as long as I have any power, they need have noapprehension of any kind.

And if Quaid’s words were not enough, the flag was to be therepresentative of the diversity of Pakistan where the white portion representsthe minorities who are a crucial part of this country. So based on all of this,who the hell are these people to go ahead and take such decisions that negatethe very vision of our founder. How can these people be expected to uphold theconstitution and laws of Pakistan when they do not even share the vision of itsfounder.

All said and done, the point is, we all know that this is abad decision. We all know that these Bar Association people are zealots who arepushing Pakistan down a dangerous path. But what we need to start understandingis that this sort of mentality is now spreading. It is no longer the actionthat is dangerous; it is the thought that has gone in to that. The sort of evilmind that thought this up is the problem for our nation. And that mentality is unfortunatelyspreading. This was a Lawyer’s association, who are apparently educated and ifthis is how their mind is working imagine how easy it would be to influence themind of simpletons with such religious hatred fueled by moronic reasoning.

It’s the mind set we need to be freaking out on, not the nonavailability of a juice.

In case you were wondering who are these people at Lahore Bar Association, follow this link http://www.lahorebarassociation.com/current-cabinet
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Bullah, how do you know yourself?

Posted on 12 February 2012 by Tea Server

one of the better written articles about Bulleh Shah that i have read in a while.

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/beta2/tft/article.php?issue=20110930&page=16

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Warid Launches Tijarat Portal

Posted on 11 February 2012 by Tea Server

Warid announces its Tijarat portal/service which allows people of the same interest to sell/buy online different products or services like property, cars, bikes, mobile phones, join book clubs or even buy tickets for concerts or live events. Warid Tijarat allows warid users to buy/sell at the ease of the palm of there hands using services SMS, Web or WAP at http://waridtijarat.waridtel.com/.

Subscription package and charges details:

Package

Short Code

Subscription charge
Basic – Limit of 3 Selling Interests*

8225

Rs.10+t/week
Premium – Limit of 10 Selling Interests*

8226

Rs.20+t/month
Business – Unlimited Interests*

8227

Rs.60+t/month

Registering is fairly simple, users can subscribe to package of their choice by sending “SUB” in an SMS.

To register to Basic Package SMS “SUB” to 8225, for Premium Package SMS “SUB” to 8226, for Business Package SMS “SUB” to 8227.

Once you have subscribed, you can set your location by sending “C<space>CITYNAME” to 8229 e.g., “C LAHORE”.

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Made in India’ Show in Pakistan as Both Talk to Boost Trade

Posted on 11 February 2012 by Tea Server

By Surojit Gupta for The Times of India

Trade ties between India and Pakistan are expected to get a boost as New Delhi reaches out to the business community across the border, starting Monday to assure them about the positive impact of normal trade ties. Commerce minister Anand Sharma will undertake a rare journey to Pakistan, leading a large delegation of senior officials and top businessmen as the two hostile neighbours take baby steps to normalise trade and economic relations.

The private sector led by industry chambers has put up an “India show”, in Lahore and Karachi – the first ever trade exhibitions from India where over 100 exhibitors are participating. Firms representing pharmaceuticals, textile, gems and jewellery, chemicals and petro-chemicals are showcasing products.

The move is a follow up to the efforts to normalise trade ties. The Pakistan government announced granting of Most Favoured Nation (MFN) status to India in November last year. But, criticism from a section of industry in Pakistan has forced Islamabad to take measured steps on the issue. But, officials said they were optimistic that by the end of 2012, the transition to full MFN status would be complete.

Officials said they will launch outreach programme to assure businessmen in Pakistan that Indian goods will not swamp the Pakistan market if trade is normalised. “We will tell them that there are enough trade safeguards measures to ensure that Indian goods do not flood the Pakistani market. Let us first liberalise trade and see the impact,” said a senior government official.

Pakistan allows exports to India but has a positive list of 1,938 items which are officially allowed to be imported from India. Latest data shows that formal trade between India and Pakistan rose to $2.7 billion in 2010-11 from $144 million in 2001, while informal trade including third country trade is estimated at $10 billion, according to a Ficci status paper. “I have no doubt in my mind that bilateral trade, which currently stands at $3 billion, can be raised to $10 billion if trade through third countries (Dubai, Singapore and Central Asian countries) is channelised into direct exchange between the two countries,” said R V Kanoria, president, Ficci.

The government has undertaken a series of measures to increase bilateral trade. There is a move to open a second gate at the Attari-Wagah border, which is expected to increase the number of trucks crossing the border to 500-600 daily from 150-200 at present. Pakistan has agreed to remove restrictions on the number of commodities traded by the land route once the infrastructure in Wagah is ready, while both countries have agreed to avoid arbitrary stoppage of goods at ports. Suggestions have been made for opening up of an additional land route at Monabao-Khokhara Par on the Sindh border for faster movement of goods.

“We are taking significant steps to improve the border infrastructure. India has invested nearly Rs 150 crore to develop infrastructure at the Integrated Check post near Attari,” said a senior government official. He said the visa regime for business travel is also expected to be liberalised soon with multiple entry visas for 10 Indian cities, along with exemptions for police reporting. The formal announcement is expected to be made soon. Talks to expand trade in petroleum products are progressing, while efforts are also on to start negotiations for trade in electricity between the two nuclear-armed neighbours. Both sides have agreed on grid-connectivity between Amritsar and Lahore, which would pave the way for trade of up to 500 MW of power.

Trade experts said they were optimistic about the latest moves and said the effort will go a long way in helping faster regional integration. “The positive spin off for normalisation of trade is enormous. Pakistan has given signals and India now needs to take the initiative. Normalisation of bilateral trade relations will help in putting much of the political bickering on the backburner,” said Biswajit Dhar, director-general at Research and Information System for Developing Countries, an economic and trade thinktank. Experts said there was huge potential for forging joint ventures between Indian and Pakistani companies in sectors such as information technology, fish-processing, drugs and pharmaceuticals, agro chemicals, chemicals, automobile ancillary and light engineering.

Pakistanis for Peace Editor’s Note- The best chance of peace between India and Pakistan can only be achieved through trade and normalization of ties. The India Show at the Lahore International Expo Centre Feb 11-13 will go a long ways to bridging the gap and move us closer to achieving peace one day, which is the best scenario for both nations long term.

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Reading

Posted on 11 February 2012 by Tea Server



Following is a light rendezvous with the Director of one of the oldest libraries in Lahore, Dyal Singh Library.

The general trend of reading books is fast declining with the advent of ‘internet’ and other modern gadgetry. The focus from ‘book reading’ is being shifted to ‘reading stuff on the internet’. Where a lot of avid book readers observe that young generation is losing its reading habit to modern lifestyle, there are some who still hold an optimistic view. The Director of Dyal Singh Library, Fakhira J. Hashmi disagreed when asked about the decline in hobbies such as book reading. Her optimism comes from the fact that with passing years, the membership of Dyal Singh Library is going up the graph which is evident enough that people haven’t lost good pastimes. At the same time, she is in quite a favour of internet when asked if new technology is a hindrance to old, valuable hobbies. Adding to that, she said that internet gives a variety and broader research room to its users.

When asked about other libraries in Lahore, she agreed that for a big city like this, libraries are becoming extinct. She supports the idea that if not every town, at least there should be constructive planning to have more libraries to facilitate people.

Dyal Singh Trust Library started in 1908, stands tall on a busy Nisbat road proclaiming years of rich history within its ancient walls. Named after an eminent Sikh of the 19th century, Dyal Singh initially started a small one room library with his own collection of a thousand books. It is one of the handful libraries from pre partition days that reflects some hope left for book readers.

Dyal Singh Majithia

To a question regarding Dyal Singh’s members, the Director said that there may not be many libraries in Lahore but the number of female readers is equal if not increasing to male readers in her Library at least. They even have a cozy rectangular room for a comfortable reading for women who enjoy some privacy. Apart from this there are no difficult procedures to become a member of the library. Non members can also walk in any time of the day to sit in and enjoy their time reading or researching. The library also has a small room for children with baby chairs and tables and a T.V to entertain young readers.

One of the staff members, who have been part of Dyal Singh library for 27 years, proudly told that they have huge well maintained record of old newspapers dating back to 1947. Also they receive complimentary journals. When asked about computer technology and online research journals, the Director told that they have demanded for another 16 computers but since it’s a long process, it is going to take some time.

The library is currently financed by Evacuee Trust Property Board (E.T.P.B). The library’s administrative control was given to Education Department, Government of Punjab in 1985. The library finally came back to its parent department ETPB in 1989. Apart from this the library was closed down on two occasions; one during the catastrophic partition and then for 12 long years because of the migration of its Non Muslim Trustees issue. Recently too, there was news that Dyal Singh Library is on a close, though the Director answered in the negative.

Libraries like Dyal Singh is a Heritage that needs to stay there for generations to benefit from.  ‘Readings’ a relatively new bookstore situated on the main boulevard Gulberg is a welcome change for the residents nearby. However, there is a need for more places to feed the brain with. A little food for thought never hurt anyone. Perhaps we need more Dyal Singhs to open new venues of  book reading for the youth as was done decades ago for the present government is too busy playing hide and seek from the public. 

 

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Easy shopping since no death in Lahore

Posted on 11 February 2012 by Tea Server

I am ever so glad no one died in the Lahore mall fire on Friday. If they did there would be mourning in a full PTI manner with prayers and rememberance for the deceased, which is SUCH a waste of time; people have nothing better to do that say prayers for the departed. If we [...]

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Telenor Pakistan moves to Islamabad High Court against Nokia Seimens and Huawei

Posted on 10 February 2012 by Tea Server

Telenor, a Norwegian operator, operating for providing cellular telecommunication service in Pakistan has filed cases against its long standing partners i.e. NSN (Finland based company) and Huawei Technologies (China based company). It has revealed that two cases have been filed against NSN in the last week of January, 2012 which was fixed for hearing before [...]

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Why DUNYA TV can never be trusted again…

Posted on 09 February 2012 by Tea Server

For a while now there has been a discussion about the rolethat the media plays. Throughout that discussion it has always been said thatthe media is unbiased and it is doing its duty of bringing hard facts toviewers spread all across Pakistan. The assumption has been that nomatter who owned the media outlet it would be totally unbiased when it came toreporting. And yet all the viewers and everyone involved always knew that everychannel had a specific agenda and that it would always push forward its ownversion of the truth rather than just the facts.  Actually this case was made in detailrecently by a friend of mine in his article that can be found here. Sogiven we all knew this already, yesterday’s DUNYA TV episode or shall we justcall it a broadcast was one of the saddest and most disturbing things I have seenin my life.


The All Knowing….Lucman
Starting with Mubasher Lucman, who is a talk show hostsomehow and claims to be seeking justice for all and yet he is the guy who stillowes USD 80,000 to a studio in Thailand, who went on a rant over the phone saying that Punjab has Bird Flu. Then slowly like a pathetictabloid story, the longer his argument went on, the clearer it became that there was nothing to it. Butwhile this conclusion was reached, he had already blamed the Government ofPunjab about 50 times. So in recap, he blamed the Govt. of Punjab for the BirdFlu that does not exist. Funny enough this story came in print a few days ago,and upon talking to one of the office bearers of the Poultry Association I wastold that it was a rumor to bring down the price of Chicken which recently has gone up quite a bit. It is a week old story but it was soon cleared up andretracted. But Mubasher Lucman, went on National TV or whatever DUNYA TV is,and started this rumor again without any solid proof. Within hours, DUNYATV had successfully managed to play with livelihoods of millions of people inPunjab without any proof just for the sake of making Government of Punjab lookbad.

Actual FIR that was filed against Mian Amir by the Father of one of the girls killed
Then came the  news bulletins, where most of the headlineswere categorically against the ruling government in Punjab. I mean it came to apoint where it was insane; they stopped trying to hide their hatred and just went full on against them. Be it the non BirdFlu story or the Building Collapse, everything was just simply blamed and somehowtied to the Government in Punjab. It became even sadder when DUNYA TV figuredout that an FIR had been lodged against their owner, Mian Amir who also happensto own the Punjab Group of Colleges. And that is when the figurative shit hitthe fan for DUNYA TV. Within a space of 5 minutes, they went ballistic as iftheir offices were under siege and they were broadcasting live from Homs inSyria rather than from their comfy office block in Lahore. They actually hadviolin music playing in the background while they narrated the story of HOW THEGOVERNMENT OF PUNJAB HAD LODGED AN FIR AGAINST THEIR OWNER because DUNYA TV wassaying the TRUTH. Now this claim on its own is misreporting of the highestorder as the Government of Punjab did not do that. It was the father of one of the girls killed at Punjab College’s Concertin Lahore. And to prove it, the picture above is of the FIR. IF you do not know thisstory, let me explain. You remember a few weeks ago there was a stampede at acollege concert in Lahore which was played out as the Atif Aslam Concert wherethe exit doors were shut down and a bomb threat caused a stampede resulting thedeaths of three girls. Well that story was killed off very quickly and it didnot even play once on DUNYA TV because the owner of that college was Mian Amir,who also owns Dunya TV.  But afterfailing to pay off the victim’s family, an FIR was lodged.

Owner Dunya TV and Punjab Group of
Colleges
But DUNYA TV took this and turned it in to something thatcould give them political Milage by saying the Government of Punjab did this.And what is worse is while they were reporting that the FIR was filed, they didnot mention even once in 3 hours for exactly what instance was it filed instead they did their best to spread the narrative that it because DUNYA TV had raised the Punjab Institute of Cardiology story and now they were being punished for it. Logically if that were the case, GEO and Express would have been screwed over too but no DUNYA TV did not think of that logic. 

The fact of the matter is, this whole episode has shown howchildish our media is. Within 4 hours, one media group for its own purposes hadspread a rumor that affects the livelihoods of millions of people and then hadmanaged to snub a story about their sister concern (Punjab Colleges) and turnthat in to a story of political victimization. All this took 4 hours. That isscary to say the least.

While this discussion on responsible media and the needfor media’s role to be well defined, we need to start moving towards specificsnow. The time for awareness and advocacy is nearly over; actual actions need tobe taken now. Things like what DUNYA TV did yesterday cannot be tolerated indecent or even semi-decent societies where a news channel can endanger millionsof livelihoods and then cry political victimization as part of its grand schemeof blackmailing a provincial government. We as the citizens cannot sit ideallyby and let this happen because it is insulting to our intelligence.  Channels like DUNYA TV cannot be allowed tocontinue claiming that they are independent and unbiased. They need to clarifythat they are agenda based news outlets there to provide cover for their owners’other business ventures because that is a fact. It is about time we startcalling things as they are instead of hiding behind the myth of being unbiasedand objective.

And just to remind you, Mubasher Lucman, who always goesaround claiming to be honest is the same guy who bought Twitter Followers. Who doesthat? And yet this guy did. So think about his mentality next time you hearanything coming from his mouth. And for your comic pleasure following is the video where he makes a claim about Bird Flu without presenting an iota of proof and the Anchor lets him go on without once asking for evidence. 


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the artist and the self

Posted on 09 February 2012 by Tea Server

   

PINSTORY, 35mm slide film – Farina Alam

Recently I got a forwarded email from R.M.Naeem who is a teacher and a renowned painter. He was my instructor at NCA in 2003. Although he and I have very different opinions and we don’t agree eye-to-eye on many things, he is one of the few people who don’t read a threat into my ramblings and treats me and my opinions with respect. I’ve also gotten to talk to Naeem Sahab on many occasions about the issues that plague the art market and institutions in Pakistan. He is very prompt and direct in his reply – he acknowledges the politics very strongly and has decided that rather than be affected by it he will do his own lobbying – hence the RM Naeem residency for artists, group shows, talks etc. that include many from his own ‘school of thought’.

Coming back to where I started off – the email. Most recently he shared the photo-album from the showMEIN’ – ‘The Artist and the Self‘, a group show curated by Noorjehan Bilgrami and AmeanJ. The exhibit opens in February at the Koel Gallery Karachi and showcases the work of more than 80 artists! Now that’s an ambitious selection, but apparently the grand size of it is due to the 3rd anniversary of the gallery.

I saw through the album and as is to be expected from such large exhibits there are ALL kinds of works included. Famous artists, not-so-famous artists, great works, bland boring works, experimental works, replicated works… and so on and so forth. I’m including a selection of images here that truly caught my eye and thought I should share them on my blog. Go see the show and tell me how it was!

The first two images posted here are by print-makers/painters Anwar Saeed and Naazish Ata-ullah (more fondly known as Najji), who also happened to be my tutors for the entire year of 2004. Both Anwar sahab and Najji are showcasing digital works that are quite fascinating. Regarding Najji’s work, you might be interested in checking out an earlier post of mine that discusses nudity and sexuality in contemporary Pakistani art –> Naked – literally & figuratively.

The Comfort of Strangers, Digital print on archival paper – Anwar Saeed

The Transparency of Time VII, Digital Print – Naazish Ata-ullah

I have seen the video by Amra Khan, stills from which are posted below. It is macabre, nauseating and f***ing brilliant. I don’t know why I loved it but it made me shudder and equally connect at some very demented level. I find Masooma Syed’s work intriguing mainly because I find her intensely intriguing. Her work is complex and intertwined chaotically with her own personal life and often results in some very quirky artwork. Other works posted here are by Amin Gulgee, Mohammad Ali Talpur, Mahreen Zuberi, Saba Khan and finally Iqbal Geoffrey.

Born This Way, Croc’s skull, roses, and painted steel – Amin Gulgee

Weeping wounds that never heal, Video Installation – Amra Khan

Mohammad Ali Talpur, Ink on paper – Mohammad Ali Talpur

Sweet Tooth, Digital print – Mahreen Zuberi

Kalyani BLACK LABEL, Silver and found material – Masooma Syed

Bad Prana, MDF with acrylic paint. Sculpture: Fabric with glass beads, pins, threads and polyester stuffing – Saba Khan

And for sheer entertainment value and tongue-in-cheek like no other: Iqbal Geoffreys paseenay-daar Mona Lisa. I don’t quite know what to think of it. But because I like his weird drawings and postcard series I’ll let this one slip by!

Portrait (Port-A-Trait) Won:: (SAD) MONA LISA SWEATING IT OUGHT (She is All Paseena-Paseena) in THE SHALIMAR GARDENS DURING A RECENT PAKISTAN YATRA":circa 1990 to 2012 , Relief (3D Sculptural) in fibreglass on plexiglass and mixed media- Iqbal Geoffrey

See the complete gallery here: MEIN” – ‘The ARTIST AND THE SELF

Koel Gallery – Feb 9-20, 2012.
All images courtesy: Noorjehan Bilgrami @ Koel gallery

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You might also like to read: Pakistani Contemporary Art – A Brief History of Now

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Heritage online: Punjab govt, Google join hands to promote history, culture

Posted on 07 February 2012 by Tea Server

LAHORE: As Pakistan strives to promote a ‘soft image’ of the country despite being mired in terrorism, the Punjab government took an innovative step in this direction by signing a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with Google for promoting the province’s rich heritage on the internet. A statement issued by the public relations arm of the Government [...]

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Lahore to Lahore hai, but what about Islamabad?

Posted on 06 February 2012 by Tea Server

A warm cup of tea, a gentle cool breeze grazing past your skin, the pitter patter of raindrops beginning to land on your window from the dazzling clouds that seem to change color every time you look at them. That’s a normal day in Islamabad. Construction began in the 1960’s with Islamabad now being ranked … Continue reading »

Syndicated from: Zainab Khawaja’s Blog

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Opening Up The (So Called) Defense Council of Pakistan

Posted on 05 February 2012 by Tea Server

I’m sure many of you would have recently heard about the ‘Pakistani Council of Defense’, which has suddenly emerged out of nowhere, holding rallies in Lahore, Multan and soon will be doing another show in Karachi. So What’s All the fuss about ? Even I’m not too sure about that, but this council seems to [...]

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Tell me sweet little lies

Posted on 05 February 2012 by Tea Server

I thought I knew Pakistan but when I said as much she onlylaughed
and pointed at me with her rough, ugly fingers capped with filthy blackenednails
that spoke of a lifetime of scrubbing people’s toilets and washing their dirtyunderwear
and laughed and laughed
and in her cackling, vile laughter, I heard mockery and disgust and delight
but most of all just simple, plain pity.
What do you know about Pakistan?she wanted to know.
You, with your feet propped up on the sofa
asking your servants to fetch you a glass of water,
thinking that all Pakistan really consists of is Islamabad,Karachi and Lahore
just because those are the only places in all of this godforsaken country youever known, ever truly seen
and what do you know with your three cars and Stylo shoes,
and cupboards of shalwar kameezes made by tailors to yourspecific design.
Tailors who sit in dingy little shops batting away flies, 
sweat trailing downtheir necks
and coating their bodies in an unbroken layer of grease
as the sun smiles wickedly down on them above and radiates a light so bright
that the whole fucking world can see the good from the bad,
the real Pakistanis and the ones who’re just kiddingthemselves…

And when the lights on a traffic signal switches to green,
when have you ever really listened to the rapping of insistent knuckles againstthe windowpanes of your car
as a beggar-child wilting before you like a flower that’s seen too much cruelsun and too little fragrant water,
strives to be heard
Rescue me.
Rescue me.

What have you ever done except ignore him 

and curse at the sun-burnt boy lifting up a muddy wiper to swipe across your car screen
just so that he doesn’t have to feel like a total piece of shit 
as he splays hishands open before you for charity.
Is a little mud going to destroy your car?
Is a little dirt going to rape your chastity?
And as the moon sets on Pakistan,
you lift your cup of chai to your smooth, Vaseline-protectedlips
dip a Tuk biscuit into it just for taste
and tell yourself this country is yours, yours for the taking, yours for thecalling…

And you don’t see.
You don’t see that the moon is weeping,

you don’t see that the liquid falling and drumming on therooftops like steady, rhythmic music
Isn’t actually rain.
but tears
sacred tears
tears from the moon
tears of the Karakoram and the Himalayas and the trees
and yes, even the wicked sun
which turns out not to be that wicked after all, or at least less wicked thanyou
tears from the women eight months pregnant, their bellies straining
as they bend before you, crouching on all fours,
so they can rub lotions onto the soles of your feet, press your legs.
But who is there to press their legs when they get home?
Who is there to feed them tender mouthfuls of halwa puri and sticky rings ofsyrupy jalebi or soft, steaming platters of colourful goat biryani?

And when the dust settles and you meet your Maker,
He won’t give a fuck about how many times you thumbed your prayer beads lyingneatly on the table beside your bed
or just how many times you mouthed the words Allah-o-Akbar
no, He won’t give a fuck
no, He won’t
and He won’t give a fuck about whether you read the five prayers everyday ornot either, because He’ll know that the first thing you did after rolling thepayer mat –
was to go out and stick your tongue down your boyfriend’s throat.
No, all He’s going to ask is,
why did you spend six thousand rupees on concerts while children fainted in thestreets?
and why did you spend hours looking for that perfect shade of deep plum lace tomatch the pale mauve of your kameez
while mothers wept brokenly
raising their bony arms to the heavens for sustenance because they could feeltheir babies shriveling inside their wombs
dying before they even had a chance to live,
before their lungs even met air,
and their tongues found the cloying sweetness of a mother’s breast.

But I’m gone, I’m pushing away wildly, barreling in all directions,
Like a sheep lost from its herd, an injured bird, or a taxi driver who’sconsumed one to many brownies loaded with pot -
I don’t want to hear anymore.
I don’t want to hear any of it anymore.
I don’t want to hear anything anymore.
Because I’m tired of knives of guilt sinking into me
piecing through soft, malleable skin
crushing bones that turn out to be more fragile than expected,

…and I’ve learned to fear words.
Because they can cut through me like icicles,
spreading coldness and numbness through my bones,
freezing the very blood that runs through my veins
scarlet liquid turning to crimson solid, to granite stone
and I’m tired of drowning in tears shed by others,
of tasting the saltiness of their regrets.
If I could collect every drop of sweat ever shed by alaborer
I’d have the stuff of monarchs,
maybe even enough glittering sweat droplets to outnumber stars and galaxies
and if I could lay each drop side by side
like dew lying precariously perched on blades of green, green grass
why then, I could almost reach Pluto.
Oh, there are so many ways to be rich!
green papers notes are the not only things that constitute wealth…
If I could count the number of times you’ve told me you loved me
and ultimately not have enough joints on my fingers to match the tempo of thecount
I’d be richer than Saudi Arabian oil sheikhs and more powerful than fuckingObama himself.
So tell me that you love me.
Tell me that you love me.
Tell me that you love me.
Even if they’re only sweet little lies.

And tell me that if I give zakat
and in the evening spend thrice that amount throwing myself a birthday party inSerena,
I’m still a beautiful person.
Tell me that even if it’s only a sweet little lie.

And tell me that if I give all my old clothes to my cook’sdaughter,
just so I can have an excuse to buy myself twice more
(and of the latest fashions too),
I’m still an incredibly selfless person.
Tell me that. 
Even if all it is, is a sweet little lie.
And tell me that if I hoist flags on my terraces
and string lines of jhandis across the brick walls of my house
and watch them flutter in the breeze
and burn sparklers on 14th August
but rig my electricity lines to my neighbour’s connection 
and toss my tax bills down the gutter,
I’m still a good Pakistani.
And if I fast during Ramadhan
and have a knife plunged into the belly of a goat on Eid-ul-Adha
but allow the sons of my parent’s friends to fondle me
in the backseats of Lianas and Honda Civics,
I’m still a good Muslim.
Tell me all that. 
Even if they’re only sweet fucking lies.
And I’ll love you forever.
Syndicated from: Random Ruminations

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