I’ve said this before, I’m saying this again that a vast majority of Pakistani men are simply… Unbelievable! Not all but most of them, specially the ones on the street who assume that women are God’s petty invention that were created with the sole intention of satisfying their sexual fetishes. Equipped with X-ray vision, chewing [...]

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Today’s that day of the year that I like to remember as “Hyperbolically Hormonal Day”, also the day when toy shops make record sales. Perhaps the second most anticipated day of the year amongst youngsters whose raging hormones can be compared to fire ants in their pants. The same hormones that usually send them swinging [...]

Served By The Forbidden Fruit.

Karachi’s experiencing some real winters this year that leaves us feeling like a chicken without its plumage. My feet and the cucumbers in the fridge have the same temperature right now. I also have an incredible urge to keep popping peanuts into my mouth round the clock, with my mouth usually wide open like that [...]

Served By The Forbidden Fruit.

Reblogged from Pakistan Blogzine: Multiple attacks have been reported on 5 February 2012 on the Eid Milad-un-Nabi (12 Rabi-ul-Awal) processions in various cities in Pakistan including Mansehra, Gujranwala, Gojar Khan, Mirpur, Khairpur and Karachi. … “Happy Eid-e-Milad-ub-Nabi everyone!” I saw this post today, I liked it for its depiction of solidarity between muslims of different [...]

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This is a personal post. You’re free to ignore it and watch tv. It’s a confession I wanted to make publicly. Stalkers are encouraged to get lost. **** While aunties have earned themselves a reputation of undisputed notoriety, and a channel called Star-Plus, through decades of hard work and perseverance, I have now started to sympathize [...]

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Owling is so last year! This year it’s all about “shit people say”, Shit black people say, shit white people say, Shit black n white people say, shit nobody says etc. So I obviously had to contribute to this umm.. shit.. fever. (Though this was supposed to be posted a few months back when people [...]

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Once upon a time in the heart of Sindh was a village where unpretentious, humble but uneducated villagers lived. These honest-to-goodness people, along with their camels, cows and chickens, were extremely proud of two men who claimed to know English. The first one had returned from Britain, dressed in a three piece suit, on a Camel. [...]

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The last few decades saw Pakistani women relishing Sunni/shia gossip much more than the usual saas/bahu tripe. This holy tête-à-tête is usually between a Baji (employer) and her Massi (maid). The massi is befooled into thinking that baji is guiding her to the straight path while baji is only venting out against all those people she [...]

Served By The Forbidden Fruit.

Are you that guy whose confidence gets routinely smashed by girls eww-ing at your dandruff or the different odors you produce? Are you that girl dork who does this to random people to appear cool while being unaware of your own BO? Are you sure nobody was noticing that instead of appearing cool you came [...]

Served By The Forbidden Fruit.

This rant does not come as a reaction to a nude shoot, or else it would have been there much before that. It’s a reaction to the pseudo-feminist reaction on twitter that the shoot aroused. I had a feeling I should stay off twitter because see I’m no analyst, pseudo-feminist, expert exorcist. Not even a [...]

Served By The Forbidden Fruit.